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[Verse 1: Dracula, Silky Baritone, Rapid-Fire Rap]
Candy for kids—let’s stock up tonight!
Four monster roommates clock in side by side.
Night shift is done—raise a glass of red wine.
“Only one glass”—then why’s this number nine?
Bought them a round. Now the cash is gone.
This receipt could wrap a mummy up.
[Verse 2: Werewolf, Raspy Tenor, Double-Time Rap]
Payday! Pachinko! Straight to the door.
Win big, buy cookies—a whole lot more.
One lonely candy—that’s all I got.
Ten thousand yen for this fancy drop.
[Dracula, Clipped Rhythmic Reply]
That’s what you lost, not the price on the tag.
[Chorus: All Four Monsters, Soaring Sung Melody, Bright Harmonies]
Pumpkin lights glow on a little parade.
Capes and hats sway as the cool breezes play.
Welcome tonight to our Halloween home.
Before we give treats, come and dance to the beat.
Wave with a smile, though we’re scared deep inside.
All of these tricks, but no treats here tonight!
[Instrumental Dance Break: Preserve Original Length, No Vocals]
[Verse 3: Mummy, Nasal Agile Voice, Technical Fast Rap]
Selling merch paid for more merch again.
Kept buying till I pulled my fave.
Wrapped up in bandages, badges go clink.
Sounds like I’ve got cash. Not a cent.
[Verse 4: Jack-o’-lantern, Bright Dry Voice, Fast Rap]
Mop down, smoke one, then smoke one more.
Bought smokes in bulk—now I’m flat broke.
Candy money went up in smoke.
I’ll light the floor; you guys go dance!
[Bridge: Witch Landlady, Firm Low Female Voice, Sparse Drums]
Four of you here—so where are the treats?
[All Four Monsters, Timid Rhythmic Unison]
…We spent it.
[Witch Landlady, Brisk Rhythmic Delivery]
I bought them already. Here—get busy handing them out!
[Final Chorus: All Four Monsters, Same Melody, Bigger Jubilant Harmonies]
Pumpkin lights glow on a little parade.
Bright little bags in their hands gently sway.
Welcome tonight to our Halloween home.
This time there’s candy—come grab something sweet.
Wave them goodbye as the last guest walks by.
Behind us, our landlady checks the receipt.
[Outro: Werewolf, Casual Spoken Voice, No Beat]
Can I have one?
[Witch Landlady, Sharp Punchline, Hard Stop]
You’re here to hand them out! Now pay me back!
